He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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