remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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