he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
she told me i tasted like america
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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