its not stalking. its research.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Randomize
