I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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