Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Randomize
