It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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