If that was your dad, he is hot
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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