That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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