8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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