He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Vodka?
Forever.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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