Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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