if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
last night I used snow as a chaser
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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