Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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