Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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