Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Randomize
