Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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