I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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