Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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