Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Please, let me fuck your mom
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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