I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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