you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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