Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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