Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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