i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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