Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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