He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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