We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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