are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You need Xanax blowdarts
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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