she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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