I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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