my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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