we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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