I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
