i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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