I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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