covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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