Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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