Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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