Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
