I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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