Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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