used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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