ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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