At least make sure they are 18
Why
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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