Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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