On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize