Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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