so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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