But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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