She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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