...so i touched it.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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