this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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