i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
