He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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